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Hit My Fender

Hit My Fend(er)
(Parody of "In The End" by Linkin Park)
 
 

(my car hit)

one thing / was some old guy

It didnt leave a splatter too far behind

keep this in mind / that the guy was fine

I explained, he sued high

All my dough

he took all my valuable things

watched the guy fly, i can bet it did sting

watch my acount down, as he sued all my change

i was sick, I could say

It's not... to... heal

Didnt look out below

watched the guy fly right off my window

he tried to hold on / but didnt even know

his face hit the wall just too

much, too close

he kept everything inside and even thought he tried / it all woulda start

what? I cant believe / he eventually / hit the redwood tree / or a pine

 

He hit my car

and shot so far

he hit my fend-

er didn't even splatter

he had to fall

against the wall

he hit my fend-

er, didnt even splatter

 

one thing, i know that guy

he was a little battered when he hit the sky

he had a mind / but he saved his spine

I'll remind myself how

I drive slow cars

inspite of the way he was taunting me

acting like i was on this guy's property

I remember the times you told me not to speed

I'm surprised, he shot so far

Dinged.. off.. the side passenger door

you couldnt even recognise him anymore

not that he was blue and black then

but it all comes back to speed

in the end

i had a hemi inside and even though I tried / that old fella's smart

what he said to me / ill intent you see / he wouldnt agree / of the time when he

 

He hit my car

and shot so far

he hit my fend-

er didn't even splatter

he had to fall

against the wall

he hit my fen-

der, didnt even splatter

 

I put the gas in too

put the kind that was purple

from all this

I found that some things do explode

I put the gas in too

put the kind that was purple

from all this

I found that some things do explode

 

He hit my car

and shot so far

he hit my fend-

er didn't even splatter

he had to fall

against the wall

he hit my fen-

der, didnt even splatter